The Landlord/Manager

OKcupid is a popular free dating site. In this meme, play out your character making a profile on it. Then send messages to each other, rate each other (1-5 stars), or play out them actually getting together (for the purpose of this meme, assume that dating websites have some kind of interdimensional portal system for their exclusive use).

In the subject line, put your character's age, gender and location and optionally, a handle for them. Also optionally, add their name and canon in the subject line or an OOC note in the body of the message. Optionally, add up to five pictures of your characters (with optional captions). Then fill out as much or as little of the following as you feel like/think would be IC:

Body of the profile:
<b><font color=blue>My Self Summary:</font></b> <b><font color=blue>What I'm Doing With My Life:</font></b> <b><font color=blue>I'm Really Good At:</font></b> <b><font color=blue>The first thing people usually notice about me:</font></b> <b><font color=blue>Favorite books, movies, shows, music and food:</font></b> <b><font color=blue>The six things I could never do without:</font></b> <b><font color=blue>I spend a lot of time thinking about:</font></b> <b><font color=blue>On a typical Friday night I am:</font></b> <b><font color=blue>The most private thing i'm willing to admit:</font></b> <b><font color=blue>I'm looking for:</font></b> (here it asks you to specify what gender(s) you're looking for and what their preferences are, (or you can select 'Everybody') and what you're looking for (any combination of: long term dating, short term dating, friends, activity partners, penpals or casual sex). IE 'guys who are into guys for long term dating' or ' girls and guys who are into girls for penpals, friends or casual sex'.) <b><font color=blue>You should message me if:</font></b>

Sidebar:
<font color=grey>Ethnicity:</font color> <font color=grey>Height:</font color> <font color=grey>Body type:</font color> (rather not say, thin, overweight, average, jacked, athletic, a little extra, curvy, full figured or used up) <font color=grey>Diet:</font color> (anything, vegetarian, vegan, kosher, halaal or put something of your own in) <font color=grey>Smokes:</font color> (yes, sometimes, when drinking, trying to quit or no) <font color=grey>Drinks:</font color> (very often, socially, rarely, desperately or not at all) <font color=grey>Drugs:</font color> (never, sometimes or often) <font color=grey>Religion:</font color> <font color=grey>Education:</font color> <font color=grey>Job:</font color> <font color=grey>Income:</font color> <font color=grey>Offspring:</font color> (IE do you have kids? Do you want to make/adopt kids?) <font color=grey>Pets:</font color> <font color=grey>Speaks:</font color>

Notes:

-Fedoras on okcupid profiles, rightly or wrongly, are often mocked. They carry a connotation of being socially awkward and/or suffering from Nice Guy syndrome.

-For the purposes of this meme, assume OKcupid's age minimum isn't present. Use your common sense though, don't play out child molestation/statutory rape and warn for potentially triggering content. Comments that violate this will be deleted.

-Smut is allowed in this meme.